Celebrate Father's Day with Dad Jokes

What better way to celebrate Dad this Father's Day than with a few cheesy Dad Jokes.

The librarians have gathered their favorite Father's Day jokes to help make the special day extra silly. So whether you love a goofy pun or a corny one-liner, we hope the following jokes bring your family a few giggles.

Have a joke you want to add to the list? Email your joke to childrens@cilibrary.org.

Funny Father's Day Jokes

  • Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales?… Because Fathers are priceless.
  • What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… Cheerios.
  • How do pigs wake up their dad on Father's Day?... With plenty of hogs and kisses.
  • What do you call a person who is not a dad who makes dad jokes?… A Faux Pa.
  • What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs.
  • What did the panda give his daddy on Father’s Day?… A bear hug.
  • Where did the cow family go on Father’s Day?… The moo-vies.
  • Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili.
  • Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?… Because they thought he was the coolest dad.

Father's Day Knock Knock Jokes

  • Knock knock… Who’s there?… Justin!… Justin who?… Justin time to say Happy Father’s Day!
  • Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for Father’s Day.
  • Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Gladys.…Gladys who?… Gladys Father’s Day.
  • Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any Father’s Day Jokes?

Which joke was your favorite? Let us know on Facebook or Instagram. And don't forget to send us your Dad Jokes for our list.

Happy Father's Day from all of us at the Central Islip Public Library!

Happy Father's Day

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