Celebrate Father's Day with Dad Jokes
What better way to celebrate Dad this Father's Day than with a few cheesy Dad Jokes.
The librarians have gathered their favorite Father's Day jokes to help make the special day extra silly. So whether you love a goofy pun or a corny one-liner, we hope the following jokes bring your family a few giggles.
Have a joke you want to add to the list? Email your joke to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Funny Father's Day Jokes
- Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales?… Because Fathers are priceless.
- What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… Cheerios.
- How do pigs wake up their dad on Father's Day?... With plenty of hogs and kisses.
- What do you call a person who is not a dad who makes dad jokes?… A Faux Pa.
- What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs.
- What did the panda give his daddy on Father’s Day?… A bear hug.
- Where did the cow family go on Father’s Day?… The moo-vies.
- Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?… He was chili.
- Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?… Because they thought he was the coolest dad.
Father's Day Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Justin!… Justin who?… Justin time to say Happy Father’s Day!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for Father’s Day.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Gladys.…Gladys who?… Gladys Father’s Day.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any Father’s Day Jokes?